The post game press conference I'd like to see… by Sean Kirby
In all the years that Andy Reid has been coaching the Eagles, the post-game press conferences have been drier than the Sahara . As long as the team is successful, that's fine. But when the team lacks excitement on the field, as they do most weeks now, I'd like something to fill the void.
Unfortunately, the chances of a Jim Mora-type post-game tirade are as likely as the birds winning the Super Bowl for the next 5 years. So I'm left to dream. What if the cast of Seinfeld ran the Eagles? Wouldn't a scenario like the one below add a little stimulation to this lackluster season?
Jerry, from Inside the Eagles: Would you say that this win saved the season?
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Bob Brookover: Will Donovan's latest injury require surgery?
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Reuben Frank: It has to be tough for him, having a rough start to the game and then getting injured again after it looked like he was starting to regain his form. What did you say to him as he was heading into the locker room?
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Phil Sheridan: How would you assess the team's performance today?
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Reuben Frank: What do you think of that holding call that negated the first touchdown?
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Mark Eckel: That first half looked like it had all the makings of a trap game. What did you say to the team at halftime to try to shake them out of the funk they were in?
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Jerry, from Inside the Eagles: If you guys made James Thrash look like a Pro Bowler, do you think you might have a little problem stopping Randy Moss and Tom Brady this week?
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Bob Brookover: Isn't it true that you were a Cowboy's fan growing up?
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Howard Eskin: The playoffs just called. They said you're running out of time to get the ship straight.
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Howard Eskin: Nice comeback. No wonder it seems like you never make halftime adjustments. I'm not sure you can.
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Howard Eskin: So, what are you going to do about it?
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Howard Eskin: Maybe I do.
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A fight reminiscent of the Charlie Manual episode occurs. The security staff intervenes and Eskin is escorted from the building.
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But alas, all we get is the same old emotionless answers we've always gotten.
